BI'75 recently sent me this card. We proceeded to send them to everyone we know. All this light sharing inspired me to ask BI'75 she would give me $100 to ask a National Gallery docent where the Thomas Kinkades were. She said she would give me $10 and I was willing to do it for that price but I didn't see any docents. Then I decided that I wanted to go to a NGA event and ask Rusty Powell in front of DC's art elite where the Thomas Kinkade room was. This brought up the question "What is the difference between a performance and a dare?" The answer - very little. Later that day, while grocery shopping, I came across a display of Glade candles decorated with TK's "art". Naturally, I had to buy one for my dad - I chose the French Vanilla with a snowy, city scene. Today I came home to the sickly-sweet smell of fake vanilla. Someone was burning the TK candle! Apparently a stuffed cabbage experiment had gone wrong and only Thomas could help. Now our house smells like an Irish whorehouse.
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
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