Thursday, January 13, 2005

I Wanna Be A Pop Princess

Not really, I just want highlights like Mandy Moore. I'm a little embarrassed to be using a teen idol as my beauty icon but the girl has good hair. I'm thinking something like this or like this (but short, of course).

I'm concerned that my hairdresser won't do it, proving once again that it's not really my hair. He wants to dye my hair a cool red, i.e. purple, which I'm sure would help me with the ladies if I was so inclined but will probably turn off the gents even more than my cropped do already does. This raises the question, "Does my hairdresser think I'm gay?" Is that why he's been cutting my hair progressively shorter each time I see him? Is going to bald me and then fix me up with a girl?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes. He thinks you're gay. Well you might as well give it a try. I get a free toaster oven if I get ten conversions so be sure to mention my name when you switch teams. - H

Elizabeth said...

My sexuality is only worth a toaster? I would think a larger appliance, maybe a convection oven.