Saturday, September 24, 2005

What A Doll

They didn't have a "curvy" doll so let's pretend I'm skinny for a minute.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Arrggh & Avast Ye, Matey

Healy has just reminded me that tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. For your enjoyment, the original list of "Things Scurvy Pirates Never Say.

  1. I need a manicure, arrggh.
  2. Would ye like yer daily vitamin supplement? Arrggh.
  3. Arrggh, me psychiatrist says I'm transferring me anger at me brother.
  4. Would ye like some vegemite? Arrggh.
  5. Arrggh ye going to Scarsborough Fair?
  6. Would ye like another slice of quiche? Arrggh.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Geek vs. Dork vs. Nerd

BI'75 says I am nerd. I say I am dork. Wikipedia says I'm a geek (although I would argue that their definition should be reassigned to dork whose definition they have deleted).

I fully admit to being a dork/wikipedia-geek. I love trivia. I love senseless facts. I obsess over random subjects (i.e., calendar reform). But Wikipedia, my spiritual home, says I am a geek; not a dork.

What do you say?