Wednesday, July 27, 2005

My Daily Treat

One of my favorite things are Flavigny flavored candies. I'm not too picky; I like the anise, lavender, jasmine and (newly discovered) rose flavors equally. I have (at least) one each night before I go to bed.



I discovered lavender pastilles when I was five - I loved the container and begged to have some and then I had to actually eat them! I've been hooked ever since and have now decided that others' lives are lacking if they do not know the delicious joy that is a flower flavored pastille. One taste and you are in Provence and that ain't a bad place to be.

General Question to the Assembly

Why does Jon Stewart suck so much in the new studio?

Friday, July 22, 2005

Move Along There, Cletus

This was forwarded to me by Healy accompanied by the question "Was this written by you???" Hip hip hooray for John Kelly for printing in the newspaper of record what the rest of us scream in our heads every day.

Monday, July 11, 2005

List of Grievances

Things that I don't like about Mr. and Mrs. Early being back:

1. Stepping on pistachio shells
2. Fishing cheese slice wrappers out of the sink
3. Finding potato chips tucked in the corner of my laptop screen
4. Not being to find any other potato chips because Mr. Early ate them all
5. Having to explain to Mr. Early why people say "fuck" so much while trying to watch a show on HBO
6. Being volunteered (ordered) to do mundane household tasks that I would do anyway
7. Finding that my leftovers have been eaten by someone else
8. Coming home and finding that the puzzles in the Post have been filled in...wrong...in pen
9. Not being able to find my mail for days until it shows up on my bed
10. Being woken up at ungodly hours because Mr. Early wants me to go with him to the store and run in and get [fill in random item] while he waits in the car

Are You Mine?

See you Saturday!