To-Do List for CA

We are heading to CA to visit Baby Darwin (and his parents, too, I guess). I see our visit going something like this:

1. Arrive at Darwin's house
2. Cursory greetings to Darwin's parents
3. Knock parents to ground
4. Hold Darwin until BI'75 tackles me like a rugby player
5. Scheme ways to get Dawin away from BI'75
6. Outlet shopping
7. Fighting over baby
8. Wine drinking
9. Fighting over baby
10. Return to DC

Sounds like a pretty good vacation!