The Stingrays Are Angry...

It sounds like the stingrays have organized. I understand the Steve Irwin hit, but I wonder what poor James Bertakis did to them? Maybe he the head of a secret anti-stingray organization. Don't those stingrays know that violence is never the answer? They should give civil disobedience a try; they're only making a bad name for themselves with all this stabbing-in-the-heart business.