Sunday, September 18, 2005

Arrggh & Avast Ye, Matey

Healy has just reminded me that tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. For your enjoyment, the original list of "Things Scurvy Pirates Never Say.

  1. I need a manicure, arrggh.
  2. Would ye like yer daily vitamin supplement? Arrggh.
  3. Arrggh, me psychiatrist says I'm transferring me anger at me brother.
  4. Would ye like some vegemite? Arrggh.
  5. Arrggh ye going to Scarsborough Fair?
  6. Would ye like another slice of quiche? Arrggh.

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