List of Grievances

Things that I don't like about Mr. and Mrs. Early being back:

1. Stepping on pistachio shells
2. Fishing cheese slice wrappers out of the sink
3. Finding potato chips tucked in the corner of my laptop screen
4. Not being to find any other potato chips because Mr. Early ate them all
5. Having to explain to Mr. Early why people say "fuck" so much while trying to watch a show on HBO
6. Being volunteered (ordered) to do mundane household tasks that I would do anyway
7. Finding that my leftovers have been eaten by someone else
8. Coming home and finding that the puzzles in the Post have been filled in...wrong...in pen
9. Not being able to find my mail for days until it shows up on my bed
10. Being woken up at ungodly hours because Mr. Early wants me to go with him to the store and run in and get [fill in random item] while he waits in the car