A Grave Error In Judgment

Safeway just sent me a sample of Upstream Dream. Safeway is obviously tracking my purchases well enough to know that I have a cat but not well enough to know that I have never purchases wet food for him. In fact, in his 12 years, Alobar has never had wet food (aside from the occasional bowl of jus d'tuna). But here was this shiny package of wet food and it sounded delicious even to me and I hate salmon (but am a whore for anything with crab) so I put it in his special tuna dish. He ate 4/5 of it and went and passed out in the living room and now I'm sure he will never eat dry food again.