Old Bay & Fertilizer

As I lay in bed this morning, I turned on NBC to listen for news of the impending snow and I heard a commercial that I will now paraphrase.

Please stop putting fertilizer in the Bay as it is killing the crabs and the crabs shouldn't die...yet. Not until the end of summer and then they should be smothered in butter. So please stop putting fertilizer in the Bay.

I love this bare bones approach to environmentalism. Don't save the crabs because they deserve a better life, save them so we can eat them later!