I am from blacktop playgrounds and dusty public libraries,
From the Smithsonian and the Waterfront,
From the 930 Club and Fort Reno Park,
From “form follows function” and ROY G BIV,
From Warshington and Sandy Mush,
From Passover Seder and Easter Brunch.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Where I'm From
e said @ 5:48 PM 1 you said
Monday, March 17, 2008
To quote College Humor, "the most accurate impression of singing Irishmen ever performed." In fact, I think I heard them singing at Clyde's yesterday.
e said @ 3:30 PM 0 you said
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Saturday, March 1, 2008
The Great Escape of 2008
E: How are you, Uncle Jeff?
J: I can't drive anywhere.
E: Did they take your car away?
J: They took my truck.
E: Well, Aunt Sarah will drive you anywhere that you want to go.
J: There's nowhere that I want to go.
He drove to the drugstore where he likes to have lunch and to the post office and back home again.
View Escape Route
I don't know if it was premeditated or if he just saw a window of opportunity. All I could imagine was a low-speed chase down West Main Street with a sheriff car tailing Uncle Jeff at 5 mph. I couldn't call Aunt Sarah for a full day because I knew I would crack up laughing. Thankfully, no one was injured during this crime spree. You can be sure that Aunt Sarah will be hiding the car keys from now on.
e said @ 9:49 AM 1 you said
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Does Not Follow Instructions Well
Sign on my father's hospital room door:
Conversation between BI'75 and our mother:
BI'75: (Upon Mom's arrival in Dad's hospital room after riding public transportation) Did you wash your hands yet?
Mom: I washed them at home.
e said @ 2:21 PM 4 you said
Monday, February 18, 2008
To-Do List for CA
We are heading to CA to visit Baby Darwin (and his parents, too, I guess). I see our visit going something like this:
- Arrive at Darwin's house
- Cursory greetings to Darwin's parents
- Knock parents to ground
- Hold Darwin until BI'75 tackles me like a rugby player
- Scheme ways to get Dawin away from BI'75
- Outlet shopping
- Fighting over baby
- Wine drinking
- Fighting over baby
- Return to DC
Sounds like a pretty good vacation!
e said @ 9:14 AM 0 you said
. travel
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Writers Strike Over!
I think these four young Tennesseans express my feelings on the end of the writers strike through bells better than I ever could in words.
e said @ 11:05 PM 0 you said
Speak English
To paraphrase 3YO, "No, you speak English."
Now, while this does make my skin crawl, it is not one of my absolute pet peeves. That is a tie between "anyways" and "her and I." I have a visible physical reaction when I hear someone utter those phrases. My mom can't stand "if it was me," something I am guilty of saying. What are your grammar grievances?
e said @ 10:41 AM 5 you said
. grammar
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Bippity Boppity Bacon
According to Jim Gaffigan, if you sprinkled Bac-Os® on top of bacon, you could travel back in time. I wonder what he would think of chocolate bacon?
e said @ 3:05 PM 0 you said
. food
The Littlest Consumer
Because American kids aren't fat, greedy or lazy enough, ads soon to be placed on school buses.
e said @ 2:58 PM 2 you said
. ads