Of Course!

I guess it's a good thing that I'm not the casting director for Magnum, P.I.: The Movie, because I have been racking my brain trying to figure out who could play Thomas Magnum and keep coming up blank. I left it to the professionals, and they have narrowed it down to two very good choices. I'm rooting for Vince Vaughn - that man can work a mustache. Love ya, George, but you might be a little over the hill for this one.

Ow

MY TOOTH HURTS.

I don't have anything to say about that. I could rant about the evils of dentists and dental hygenists, but it would just sound like whining, because my tooth hurts so damn much. I most certainly will be taking a Tylenol PM this PM.

I Guess It's Time To Update the Blog When...

...you dream about your blog. And it was a super weird dream. My sister and I started a brothel, and the Post wrote an article about us and sex workers' rights, and instead of listing our names as First Name Last Initial, they listed them as First Initial Last Name AND linked to our blogs! And then someone wrote a review of my blog, and it they panned it! They said it used to be good, but now it sucks. I'm sorry, Mean Dream Blog Reviewer! I've been really busy!

Valentine This, Bitches

I Got Gas This Morning

Literally as he said the words "America is addicted to oil", I heard Bush's helicoptor pass my house for at least the third time tonight.

8:45 Flies Bush to Capitol
8:50 Leaves Capitol
8:50-9:50 Flies around DC
TBD Flies Bush back to the White House

That man uses more gas than anyone in town. Choppers to the Capitol. Motorcades 20 cars long. Who's going to wean his ass off of oil?

Economics 101

Now I'm no high-falutin' finance guru, but could the reason that Exxon's profits are so high be that they were selling gas at a record high prices? But, but...I thought that was because there was a fuel crisis. Does this mean big business lied to us?

The Second Amendment

For my country cousin.

R.I.P Chris Penn

The better of the two Penns passed away yesterday, leaving behind many opportunities to play bigoted cops to the chubby actors of tomorrow. No, really, I jest. I love Chris Penn and have always thought that he was sorely underappreciated. I had forgotten until today that he played Willard Who Can't Dance in Footloose, but what I didn't know was that he had a guest spot on The Young Riders. I wonder if that is in syndication anywhere?

ETA: Young Riders Season 1 is coming out on DVD on March 21 if anyone wants to buy it for me.

One For The Road

As I prepare to leave my present place of employment, I've been thinking about all the things I will miss. Instant message conversations like this one are not one of them:

[11:18] ACW: i cant reach anyone at [strategic partner located in Chicago]
[11:18] E: today or for a while?
[11:18] ACW: today
[11:18] E: they've only been in an hour - maybe they had a morning meeting
[11:18] ACW: well
[11:18] ACW: maybe i'll try in another hour

You Make Me So Very Happy

It's like a dream come true - the lip-synching Chinese boys have a website, and it's filled with video after glorious video.