The Last IM

H: i'm leaving here shortly to paint my skirting boards and go to last salsa class
E: and by skirting board....
H: the thing around the walls by the floor
E: BASEBOARDS. WE CALL THEM BASEBOARDS
H: skirting is acceptable
E: god, i can't get there soon enough--you need some american
H: my mother calls them skirting
E: your mother is not a good example in this instance
H: i think if they are fancy then they are skirting
E: and what COULOUR will they be?
H: she knows her decor
E: don't you mean DECOUR
H: (ha Ha)
H: no but i would but an accent on it
E: i will be there in 24 hours to yankee you up
H: ok dokey
E: i'm off to take the shower that's going to see me through to belfast
H: make it count
E: see you tomorrow!
H: have a nice trip!
H: byeeee
E: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now